i can't see dead people.

alegorys:

This is my favorite picture of Drake.

eilwaen:

looks like we got a lying whore

ratatit:

i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

The tumblr app sure does use a lot of data for something that doesn’t load pictures

sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

  1. iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  2. Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  3. iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  4. Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

stargates:

why is this so hard

queerqueensansa:

postllimit:

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

  1. me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  2. ...
  3. me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
SH